YOU'RE A DOUCHE BAG AND FOOD TASTES GREAT.

Oregon, I feel, has influenced me a great deal:

• I used to be mean and straight-forward, ever since I moved here I became soft which is weird because I thought the skinnier you got the bitchier you were. I’m still mean in my head.
• I’ve become a furry lady, not gonna go into detail about that. 
• I love the smell of patchouli. 
• I rarely get into a car, I walk everywhere.
• everyone smokes weed here, and almost everyone smokes cigarettes. It’s actually weird when people don’t do one or the other. 
• I go with the flow but now I’m kind of floating without a real destination. 

Oregon, man.